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Ayame vs. Sesshoumaru
Title: Ayame vs. Sesshoumaru
Series: Inuyasha/Fruits Basket
Rating: PG-13 for language
Originally posted: 05/21/04 on LiveJournal
Type: One-Shot, Parody, Crossover
Summary: How would Sesshoumaru react if faced with the anomaly that is Ayame?

Standard Disclaimer: Inuyasha and Fruits Basket are property of Rumiko Takahashi and Natsuki Takaya respectively.


Ayame vs. Sesshoumaru



Ayame wrapped Sesshoumaru's tail around his shoulders and declared it art. "Oh! This texture... this sparkling color! The perfection of snow from the steeps of the highest mountains to be captured by an eye trained in detecting the true hidden potential in a piece of such natural elegance and- where are you going?"

Sesshoumaru stared down at the creature winding himself up gracefully in his tail to prevent his attempted departure. One fine brow arched high as he tried to discern just what this… this man with his flowing silver hair and green-gold eyes could be. No human would have such a regal coloration, nor such fluid grace, and that alone gave him pause in separating his head from his shoulders.

Delighted to find her stoic guardian allowing the sparkly man to cuddle himself into that precious fur, Rin let out an enthusiastic squeal and rushed to join in. Jumping up, she wound her arms tight around his chest.

Ayame's eyes widened in alarm as he felt the strike of her chest against his. His mouth opened in a belated warning just as the sound of a strange "kerspoof!" filled the peaceful clearing and left Rin staring down in confusion at the empty robes in her arms. Blinking, she started to ask where the shiny man had gone when a pure white snake came slithering out the arm of the robe and stared at them in the shocked silence.

Sesshoumaru looked down his nose with his head cocked ever so slightly to the side. "Hebi." However, inside his elegant taiyoukai mind, his thoughts quite eloquently offered up, What in the fuck?!

Rin started to clap in glee, dropping the robes and catching the squeaking snake by the tail to hold him up towards Sesshoumaru before he could hit the ground. "Sesshoumaru-sama! Sesshoumaru-sama! Hebi-chan!"

Ayame, noting the age of said female, cleared his throat and turned to look back up at the rather fierce, yet beautiful creature staring down at him from that great, towering height. "Eto... you ah... may wish to remove a child of such impressionable age before too much time elapses before there is an accident of terrible, horrible -" kerspoof!

Ayame darted forward and wrapped himself up modestly in Sesshoumaru's tail with his lightning-fast snake reflexes while the taiyoukai quite firmly entrenched himself within his "I am a rock, nothing phases me" impression. Whilst now, his ever eloquent and analytical mind is thinking, What in the flying fuck?!

Ever helpful, Rin holds out the robes to Ayame and turns her back obediently while our beloved bishounen clothed himself. So adorned, he left the silky confines of that beautiful tail to begin walking in rapid circles around Sesshoumaru. Chattering away merrily about every little thing he was currently observing about the taiyoukai's attire and person.

Jaken stared on in wide-eyed horror. This... this is portent... of some unspeakable evil... A worthless human with Sesshoumaru-sama's beauty and the mouth of that terrible human brat who has enchanted my powerful lord!

This all proved too much for Jaken who fainted dead away, ignored by the occupants of the clearing.

Sesshoumaru stood perfectly motionless as the brightly smiling Ayame continued his circles, closing his eyes as his mind took up a meditative mantra, I am strong... I am a taiyoukai, I am perfect, I am above- His arm snapped out to grab Ayame by the throat against his will, and (to his undying horror) he could feel his eyebrow give a single telltale twitch. "Hebi..." Despite the unwavering tone of his voice, Sesshoumaru found himself still unable to actually vocalize any more than that single world and forced his hand to release the uncommonly beautiful man as he scowled down at him.

Ayame returned the narrowed stare with an innocent expression before his eyes started eagerly searching Sesshoumaru's face and he burst out with his unique manner of speaking. "How intimidating! Were I not made of such intense perfection I would no doubt find myself hypnotized, even frozen by the golden flames dancing in the depths of such a narrowed gaze. Are those markings natural? Such wild accents against smooth skin, and amazing lines of detail that only a true master such as my beautiful self could fully appreciate-! Why are you still walking away?"



~Owari~

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Comments
kestral_kitsune From: kestral_kitsune Date: June 14th, 2007 05:37 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm giggling insanely over this XD hahah.
From: elven_royal Date: September 22nd, 2007 05:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Holy Freakin Crap!

That was Hillarious! I DEFINATELY have to share this with people...
*wipes eyes, still lmao*
mihiru_blaze From: mihiru_blaze Date: October 12th, 2007 02:46 am (UTC) (Link)
(HahaHA! MAN'S ROMANCE~!) That was great~
sillyangelfaery From: sillyangelfaery Date: November 13th, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
"However, inside his elegant taiyoukai mind, his thoughts quite eloquently offered up, What in the fuck?!" - Worth millions.

"...the taiyoukai quite firmly entrenched himself within his "I am a rock, nothing phases me" impression. Whilst now, his ever eloquent and analytical mind is thinking, What in the flying fuck?!" - Worth millions more.

"This... this is portent... of some unspeakable evil... A worthless human with Sesshoumaru-sama's beauty and the mouth of that terrible human brat who has enchanted my powerful lord!" - Quite possibly a treasure for which worlds may be sacrificed.

"How intimidating! Were I not made of such intense perfection I would no doubt find myself hypnotized, even frozen by the golden flames dancing in the depths of such a narrowed gaze. Are those markings natural? Such wild accents against smooth skin, and amazing lines of detail that only a true master such as my beautiful self could fully appreciate-! Why are you still walking away?" - ...Priceless.

XDDDDD I about died reading this. DIED, I tell you.



katisha888 From: katisha888 Date: February 11th, 2008 09:29 am (UTC) (Link)

LOL

I normally do not read crossover fics, but the image of Sesshoumaru and Ayame was just too funny to resist. I can actually see this being made into an anime ep..hahaha...ah..*wipes tears from eyes*...Seshoumaru-sama is no match for my fave snake.

Thank you very much.
flawed_design From: flawed_design Date: December 9th, 2008 05:37 am (UTC) (Link)
*GASPS* Oh....ohJEEZ.........BWAHAHAHAH~~~~~!!!!

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*runs after the shiny man & totally fazed taiyoukai--where are they going?*
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